Do you hate trash cans? Is that your problem?

[Do you hate trash cans? Is that your problem?]

[guerrillatech]

[utah-mountain-drifter]

[poorghost]

no one follows the trees warning

[rapidashmascot]

You know the parable about how the foolish man built his house upon sand and the wise man built his house upon rock and it’s always about having a sturdy foundation well there is also the fact of location which is that the sand probably used to be rock except it’s been eroded to sediment because it’s a FUCKING FLOODPLAIN

[bestest-goblin]

I feel like a dumbass, but @rapidashmascot just revolutionised my understanding of that parable.

[themythicalcodfish]

My family quotes that parable loudly every time another planned housing community on a former floodplain gets inundated with water.

[Do you hate trash cans? Is that your problem?]

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

What house decor screams “I’m straight”?

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

I can’t decide which one of these I like best

[bea2me]

Complied from the notes, straight space bingo

[Do you hate trash cans? Is that your problem?]

[bli-o]

ok but the “lgbtq groomers are indoctrinating children” narrative is so strange to me cuz like.
i had it hammered into my head so hard that i was a girl that i thought i was, as a uterus haver, obligated to have my ear impaled at eight years old. I was so conditioned into heteronormativity that i thought my only choice in life was to grow up, marry a cisgender christian man, and have his babies. Like the adults in my life practically shipped me with this guy friend i had when i was like 6 to the point where i thought we had to date when we got older.
you know who’s never made me feel anything like that? queer people.
when conservatives say “indoctrinating” they mean “inspiring dissent that could disrupt the status quo we’ve forced upon everyone”

[Do you hate trash cans? Is that your problem?]

[cherrystrawberrie]

Eduardo chikito monday

[Do you hate trash cans? Is that your problem?]

[puddingcatbeans]

to be perfectly honest. i don't care if it is cheesy or cliched or idealistic. i like stories where the core of it is about kindness, the warmth we can offer others and the gentleness we receive in return. maybe the moral of the story IS love triumphs. it better fucking be

[Do you hate trash cans? Is that your problem?]

[parkore]

[Do you hate trash cans? Is that your problem?]

[intactics-deactivated20211231]

and i don't necessarily believe any of this i'm just saying words recreationally

[Do you hate trash cans? Is that your problem?]

[columboscreens]

[Do you hate trash cans? Is that your problem?]

[posallys]

i'm literally begging people to relearn how to use earbuds and headphones. i don't wanna hear your fucking tiktok while im waiting for my flight.

[southbreak]

100% this.

[airedelalmena]

these people are the result of parents who just refuse to raise their kids at all and shove a screen in front of them

[dezertt-song]

all the tags are like "I'm too neurodivergent to care about your social norms. I'm going to keep listening to my loud music wherever I want"

please grow up and stop using your diagnosis as an excuse to be disrespectful.

[Do you hate trash cans? Is that your problem?]

[suazu]

[bisexuhowl]

#now onto the more important thing: hummus#edit: i think what really gets me#is the implication that this woman is the only person that the hummus story would ever have worked on#that no one else would have believed the hummus story for even a moment#but this boy just happened to have a mother who did not know until that very moment that her favorite food was hummus#the one person on earth who took a single bite of hummus and thought#this explains all those orgasmic sounds#i need no further explanation#all i care about now is hummus (@unpretty)